Quoting benita:

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes (at 73)

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone DeBeauvoir
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow

Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. Jan King

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky

I think - therefore I'm single. Lizz Winstead

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. Roseanne Barr

My second favorite household chore is ironing; my first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
rma Bombeck

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes (at 73)

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone DeBeauvoir
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow

Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. Jan King

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. Sue Grafton

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky

I think - therefore I'm single. Lizz Winstead

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. Roseanne Barr

My second favorite household chore is ironing; my first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
rma Bombeck

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask